Books, books and more books

So, rudely interrupted as I was by my creative brain and diverted toward doing another track (Don't call me a strangler, call me a cab), I finally got back to what I was doing before that which was trying to get the books online. This I have now done.

So, now Heaven on Earth is online as a paperback and will be formatted to Kindle. It's a 6x9 inch 166 page rompfest. I have no idea what a rompfest is, but it sounds fantastic and slightly rude, so I'm in for it.

It is a comedy though. No serious themes or dark themes. Just laughs I hope.

Not massively satisfied with my formatting skills, so I may have to have another go at formatting it. Make it look and feel nicer in the hand. But there you go. I'm not a miracle worker.

Yesterday, after days...and I kid you not DAYS of trying

to reformat The Devil's Workshop, I finally have that

online too. That is available on Amazon, but has yet to be Kindled (don't even know if that's a word, but it is now).

I already know that there are some things I am not too happy about with that, but the main thing is it's out there and those issues can be rectified at a later date. In some cases it's just me being picky and in others it's typo's and stuff that just isn't good enough.

But, it's finished and readable so there you go.

The Devil's Workshop is not a rompfest (still want to go to one of those!), it's a nightmare.

It has horror and scenes of a sexually explicit nature (as if that should matter in 2021, but what the hell). It is also in 6x9 but with (I think) about 350 pages with a few illustrations in black and white.

It follows the investigations of a Victorian Inspector in Liverpool in 1889, but has less to do with the grisly happenings going on in the city and more with the grisly happenings going on in his head.

Do not expect a straightforward story-line. That isn't going to happen. There ares stories within stories within stories and no indication which is real...if any.

I liked the cover, the black and white and the orange and red. And I like the goat lady devil thing. I thought it would look pretty cool on a black T-shirt as a design. so, I made some artwork for a T-shirt. I have already ordered one. I have no idea what it will look like. I hope it looks as cool as it should.

I really wanted some text on it saying- An idle mind is......

either on the back or the front. Thought that would be a nice idea.

AN IDLE MIND IS.....

So, I'll see what the T-shirt looks like and if

it turns out as cool as it should be, I will

put them up for sale too. The thing with stuff like that is that individual items are so f*%£*ing expensive. It's better buying in bulk, but are you going to get rid of them all? Well, let's face it, probably not in my case. So, it's not worth it for me.

So, it's spiffingly good fun all around and trice hoorah for...whatever!

If you want to help me in my world domination plan (to take over Silicone Valley and turf them all out and give all the data they have collected back to those it belongs to!!) , then you can purchase a book or a T-shirt or whatever and share around with others who might be interested. I am not just out to sell stuff ( I mean, I am doing that too) but it's about sharing creative ideas too. The tracks and videos are up online for free. I don't see a penny for any of that work (and it is work believe me- enjoyable work, but work).

That work too is paid somehow and I would it pay itself eventually than it to be a sideline.

Anyway, that's all for now (he said, speaking into the void). Video for Bittersweet coming sometime soonish, but I don't know when I will have time. But soon...ish.

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